Looking For The Elusive Pipe

[mp31guitar]

Something is wrong with me. I look and see you guys buying pipes all the time. I search pipe web sites, ebay and even visit B&M's when I can. I just cant seem to find the elusive pipe I'm looking for. I don't even know what it looks like myself. Maybe I'm being too picky, but, I know what I like. I don't favor big bowls. I like the standard shapes. I love the pipes I have acquired so far but I feel like when I find this elusive pipe, I will want to buy seven for the perfect rotation. So, what do ya'll think?

 

[jaysin]

Same here i am still looking for it i know what it looks like just cant find it!

 

[pawpaw]

Seven pipes of the same shape and maker ????not for me, I like choice

 

[fishineric]

I once found the perfect pipe. Fits perfectly in my hand, hangs perfectly comfortably in my mouth, smokes perfectly for the perfect amount of time. After about a week I decided that I would probably like it more if it was a straight billard as opposed to full bent. In other words, I probably have a better chance of finding a leprachaun than being satisfied that I've found the "perfect" pipe and don't need to buy any more.

 

[baronsamedi]

I keep buying the perfect pipe over and over again and it looks different every time! :rofl:

 

[bigvan]

So you like what you have and can't even picture anything that you want.
Consider yourself lucky.

 

[sirsmokesalot]

I've seen this Elusive Pipe Several times! The problem is, when ever I see it....

My wallet is empty. :crying:

 

[mp31guitar]

Thats funny baronsamedi. :rofl: I've been there too sirsmokesalot. :crying:

 

[hobie1dog]

Contentment is destroyed by comparison. You have found contentment in the pipes you currently have. Save your money for retirement instead of PAD ::

 

[mp31guitar]

I think you are right hobie. When the new wears off I'll be looking again. :D

 

[ejames]

I keep buying the perfect pipe over and over again and it looks different every time! [:rofl:]

I've seen this Elusive Pipe Several times! The problem is, when ever I see it....

My wallet is empty. [:crying:]

I keep alternating between these two situations!

 

[spartan]

Pure Sex

Click here if you can't live without it.
Just makes me want to put on a suit and smoke all night long. ::

 

[shaintiques]

+1 Baronsamedi

 

[sirsmokesalot]

@Spartan....
Posting photos like that could throw this entire thread into a frenzy!!

Surely you know how weak we all are LOL!!

 

[spartan]

Go big or go home.

@sirsmokesalot
Huh? Surely you men and women of the pipe have been imbued with superhuman restraint; and need more than slight nudges before the claws and fangs are released?

 

[mp31guitar]

Spartan. THATS THE PIPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[mluyckx]

 

[koalamonster]

I understand coletely. My girlfriend jokes around saying I look like a woman picking out a purse. As for the elusive pipe, I'm always looking for a calabash but none of the stores around me have one. I found a rather small one but it just wasn't "it".

 

[jchaplick]

Like you guys say, I have most definitely bought the perfect pipe, absolutely perfect, then guess what, I found the perfect pipe ill buy it, then guess what, its the perfect pipe! it never stays perfect

 

[spartan]

@koalamonster
Well Mr. Koala,
Just wait until you are ACTUALLY shopping for purses... Pipe purses.

:twisted: :evil: :twisted: