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brian64

Lifer
Jan 31, 2011
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Rats, cockroaches, mold on the walls.... the Boar's Head plant was full of violations. It makes you wonder what the hell people mean when they say "premium product." Just someone telling you, this brand is a premium product, make it premium?... or maybe the roaches, rats, and mold added to the flavors people loved.
We don't buy sandwich meats, we just cook meat and slice it for sandwiches, if we want one. Mostly, we just don't eat sandwiches, unless we are making some for travel.

 

brian64

Lifer
Jan 31, 2011
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Crustaceans are just aquatic bugs.
I just ate a pound of shrimp... They are bugs.

Indeed they are...and I don't eat water bugs either.

Actually I used to like breaded shrimp when I was a kid, but that was before I knew better.

And due to the recent spammer-induced glitch in the matrix here, I see I have reached the 10K post count a second time. I was blissfully unaware of crossing that threshold the first time, but happened to notice it now. This is a rather disturbing realization for me to contemplate...that I've actually somehow made that many posts on here about God knows what.

But since this is apparently my TEN THOUSANDTH post, I suppose it's only right that it's on a thread about eating organs, rats and bugs. So I will take this opportunity to make a public declaration that I will not be eating ze bugs. The rest of you enjoy yourselves!

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brian64

Lifer
Jan 31, 2011
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Done it for decades, native tradition. Next year we'll have our local 17 year cicadas here. Excellent on a grill.

Will there be anything else on the menu for any non-bug eating attendees...or is it a bug-eater only event?

BTW: I am at least glad to hear you grill them first, fwiw.
 
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Indeed they are...and I don't eat water bugs either.

Actually I used to like breaded shrimp when I was a kid, but that was before I knew better.

And due to the recent spammer-induced glitch in the matrix here, I see I have reached the 10K post count a second time. I was blissfully unaware of crossing that threshold the first time, but happened to notice it now. This is a rather disturbing realization for me to contemplate...that I've actually somehow made that many posts on here about God knows what.

But since this is apparently my TEN THOUSANDTH post, I suppose it's only right that it's on a thread about eating organs, rats and bugs. So I will take this opportunity to make a public declaration that I will not be eating ze bugs. The rest of you enjoy yourselves!

Fm55BoEWQAAr61v

Why you won't eat ze shrimp?

Ze land bugs contain chitin, a deadly poison, so I won't eat 'em either. There are also other reasons... Eating land bugs is just ghoulish behavior in general, they contain parasites, ect.

Also I'll put in on the record. Klaus can suck it. He won't make me eat bugs.

Congrats on 10,000 posts. Do they send you a T-shirt or a coffee mug? An atta boy? A pouch of Mixture 79?
 
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