I don’t know, when the performance drops you wrap the cleaned and salted breast in bacon and put in the oven for an hour at 250 degrees and it all seems to work out okay. Win/win situation and the cable company isn’t invited for dinner. Paired with a nice wine and an post-prandial pipe it’s a winner.…Even harder to repair than a landline, though…
Edit: please note this is for corn fed country pigeons; nobody would eat one of those disgusting winged rats from NYC, lol.