Harris,
The evolution of your own lexicon is truly a noble pursuit. You are to be congratulated.
I, however, am not worthy of similar felicitations.
Yes, there are times, and this is one of them, when even being right feels wrong.
It was impulsive and inappropriate of me to call attention to your obvious character flaws. This day is simply going too well for me to be engaging in such a frivolous pursuit. This is the kind of day when you want to be belly-to-belly with a good woman, in a warm bed under a tin roof with the rain beating down and a lit pipe full of Stonehaven right next to the bed, not trading barbs through the medium of an internet pipe forum.
I am very sorry for my outburst, and do hope that you will forgive my injurious conduct.
Yours respectfully,
Peck