I was reading this and thinking about my shoes. I usually wear my Beckets, but since it was rainy, a fine mist of rain left on my car window, I wore my blue Adidas. They are a very cobalt blue, more blue than the sky, which is way up high, well, as we all know the sky really comes all the way down to the ground. The ground where worms live, tilling up the earth as they do, making a mess, making it necessary to wear shoes, especially since it is cold and my feet would get wet and muddy. And, then it dawned on me, where did he get Scirocco Latakia? My first wife found panties in the glove compartment of my van once. The English also call it a glove compartment, which is odd, because they call parts of the car the wrong thing all the time and they drive on the wrong side of the road and cause a lot of traffic problems when they try to drive in the US which probably shouldn't be allowed. The panties my first wife found turned out to be hers, which made it unusual for her to get mad at me about, especially since I found out soon after that she was taking her panties off for the entire town, of which lots of other wives were probably getting mad at their husbands for having her panties in their glove boxes, but explaining that will make this response even longer than necessary, and the secret to marriage will forever remain a secret because I always wanted a caring, beautiful, and loving wife, and my first wife had always just longed to be a US citizen. She was Irish, and she was fucking nuts.