Jim's 'Bergs

[spartan99]

Since ice is included in "ice water," I was a bit puzzled the first couple times I saw "bergs," thinking it might be a gourmet soda or some whiskey I hadn't heard of yet.

 

[mawnansmiff]

When we had a breeding herd of cattle on the farm we would call in the vet to de-horn the bullocks and castrate them at the same time.
As soon as the gonads were removed they were tossed onto the straw floor in the barn for the dogs to squabble over.
Never knowingly eaten balls myself and would certainly decline them if offered......same applies to eyeballs......yuk!
Regards,
Jay.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

I was driving through Illinois, when I saw a sign for a Turkey Testical Festival on the hiway. So, needless to say this cowboy headed on over to see what a Turkey Testical Festival was. There was a mile long buffet of every dish recipe possible for cooking turkey nuts. I had no idea. Needless to say, turkey testicals taste a lot like chicken. ::

 

[workman]

Oh do come woods. Or anyone. We'll feast upon testicles and whalemeat. We even have refrigerators, as well as the cleanest water in the world, so the bergs and water will be abundant.

 

[woodsroad]

Workman, I may very well take you up on that offer!

 

[workman]

It stands ::

 

[workman]

The offer, that is.

 

[mso489]

Hey, I like a tasty beer or a bourbon as well as anyone, but if thirst is your impulse, nothing on Earth is better than iced water. It has that ah! factor.