Jedi Blend

[deathmetal]

Keep 'em rolling if you can. This topic needs satire...

 

[prairiedruid]

Master Yoda Yenidje Do......there is no try. Curl your ears it will!

 

[prairiedruid]

Chewbacca Carpet Bomb....a lat bomb in a shag cut. It will make you go "Arrrwwwaaaawwwwaaaa!"

 

[mayfair70]

Tauntaun- Cool menthol casing filled with Han rubbed burley

 

[derfatdutchman]

"Dagobah Morning" A favorite of the swamp dwellers, Dagobah Morning is a hearty blend made with choice Virginia's and a hearty dose of Perique. Its the perfect way to get the Force flowing through you as you learn the way of the Jedi.

 

[fordm60]

Obi-won These are not the Penzance tins your looking for. Move along.
or
Han Solo: Hey Jaba even I get boarded once and a while and have to dump the Penzance.

 

[fordm60]

Sarlacc blend, smooth and tasty, but digests you over a thousands years.

 

[brewshooter]

I would enjoy many of the following, presented with their taglines.
Darth VaPer - I find your lack of taste disturbing!
Porkins - A pleasing aromatic, combining red Virginias with a touch of bacon.
Antilles - A manly blend of tobaccos presented in a unique wedge shaped plug.
Bespin - An exotic tobacco, producing pink clouds of smoke!
Calrissian - The ladies love Calrissian blend, enjoy it's roguish charms.
They could even have smoking related paraphernalia like the:
Biggs Dark-Lighter: Go Up in Flames!!!

 

[iamn8]

We are a proud community... built mostly of geeks, dorks, and dweebs, but proud nonetheless
Cosmic, may the force be with you.

 

[prairiedruid]

Old Death Star get it now before it blows up and is gone forever; the newer version is powerful but doesn't seem as finished.

 

[brewshooter]

We are a proud community... built mostly of dorks and dweebs, but proud nonetheless

Hey, don't you EVER call me...proud!!!

 

[brewshooter]

Old Death Star get it now before it blows up and is gone forever; the newer version is powerful but doesn't seem as finished.

This is awesome!!!

 

[fordm60]

They are eve worse, they hoard Penzance LOL!!

 

[cosmicfolklore]

R2 D1792 - a Beeping Lakeland with a metallic after taste

 

[prairiedruid]

Golden C3P0; an aromatic that tries to please everyone but tends to make smokers go oh dear oh dear and leaves them with a bad feeling about this.

 

[atskywalker]

Dark Side Plug - Smoke it you must!

 

[elbert]

"Smoking Kills" Asteroid Plug--"Never tell me the odds!"

 

[anthonyrosenthal74]

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[mayfair70]

Jawatakia

 

[brudnod]

Bantha Poodoo No. 76 (sorry, I had to sneak my own personal favorite in there...)