Jedi Blend

[andrew]

Jar jar binks personal reserve. A light fruity aromatic with a touch of something special.

 

[rfernand]

Tatooine Pipe Club Blue Milk Pudding

 

[pappymac]

Tolkien was more than a sort of pipe smoker. His books have pipe smokers in them.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Fantastic posts!!

Pappy, I was just being facetious about Tolkien. I am a huge fan, but I knew my words would rub. I just hoped they would rub some in a way that would evoke some good Star Wars posts. ::

 

[andrew]

Jar Jar Binks Balkan Blend

Jar Jar soooo funny.

 

[andrew]

Jar Jar Binks Balkan Blend

Jar Jar soooo funny.

 

[Chasing Embers]

Boba Fett's Bounty

Mandalorian latakia and Kashyyyk Virginias pressed into a carbonite plug.

 

[rfernand]

:laughat:

carbonite plug

I think @chasingembers wins the thread.

 

[Chasing Embers]

:mrgreen:

 

[hawke]

I love this thread!

 

[yaddy306]

Samuel Gawith Hothy Flake.

 

[yaddy306]

Hearth and Home Kashyyyk Burley Kake.

 

[yaddy306]

X-Wing Rogue Squadron Leader

 

[yaddy306]

Imperial Navy Flake?

 

[yaddy306]

John Patton Stormtrooper Front

 

[blackbeard]

Cloud City - VA-Burley blend with a hint of vanilla.

Clone Crumble Cake - Simple VaPer that resembles everything else

Trade Federation - not important you'll never get any.
My favorite, Rancor Ready Rubbed It's a Virginia/black Cavendish with a little Irish Whiskey

 

[perdurabo]

Tarkin's Death Plug- Dark Fired, Red Virginia, 45% Perique with a touch of rum.
Grand Admiiral Thrawn's Twist- Virginia and Dark Fired, with berry/brandy tonquin bean
Skywalker's Kake- Cubed Burley, perique, red Virginia, splash of Latakia, and Izmir.
First Order Flake- Pure Virginia Hot Pressed, with a touch of anise.
Rebel's Mixture-A ration of Bright virginia's, Izmir, and perique25%.
Yoda- Deertongue and cubed burley, with a splash of broken flake.
Tuskin Slicers- Red Virginia, Syrian Latakia, darma, Izmir, yenidje, with a splash of dark fired kentucky
Lando's Revenge- 35% perique and variety of Virginias, hot pressed into a plug and sliced thick.
Jabba's Grand Oriental Mixture- Red Virginia, lemon Virginia, with a variety of oriental leaves, and a splash of brandy.

 

[perdurabo]

I'll strike back later with more ideas. Wouldn't it be funny if this was taken seriously and pipe tobacco companies used these ideas for blends with the names we suggest. Tarkin's Death Plug and First Order Flake would be on the top of my order now list.
Trade Federation is penzance. That's Hilarious. It doesn't matter your not going to get any. :rofl:

 

[tarak]

Darth VaPer would be amazing. This must be done.
How about a special run of McClellands Dark Star as "Death Star"?

 

[perdurabo]

Jar Jar Binks- an empty jar.
Vader's Mask- DGT'd tobaccos that master blenders found disturbing and unwanted.