It appears the Zombie invasion may have begun...

[profpar]

@waznyf. Pulp Fiction?.?

 

[baronsamedi]

gungnir, come to Texas! We have so many, the ATF is trying to sell them to Mexico! :rofl:

 

[lonestar]

the ATF is trying to sell them to Mexico!

Trying ? :nana:

I guess they have to get rid of those evil nasty black rifles somehow.....

 

[bronxbriar]

Like I told ya, what I said, steal your face right off your head - "He's Gone" by the Grateful Dead.
Just looking for the humor..... :crazy:

 

[spartan]

Crazy story,
About the bathsalts, my co-worker just informed me it's the new thing people are doing now. Take a sniff or two, or three, and be high and awake for a few days. Pink elephants and all that jazz.
Hmm... Time for lunch, all this zombie talk makes a fella's stomach crave a lil somethin.

 

[baronsamedi]

Amphetamines will make you crazy as hell, too. Zombies aren't always like the movies, but the solution remains the same. Rule #2- Double tap.

 

[brian64]

The Zombies have already advanced as far as NJ...it doesn't look good:
Hackensack man stabs self, accused of throwing intestines at police
A man who stabbed himself repeatedly in front of police — and then threw his skin and intestines at them — remains in critical condition Tuesday morning, police said.
http://www.northjersey.com/news/Hackensack_man_stabs_self_throws_intenstines_at_police.html

 

[jchaplick]

Rule #2- Double tap.

The Zombies have already advanced as far as NJ...it doesn't look good:

Damn, time to nut up, or shut up

 

[baronsamedi]

Maybe I'll get that Mare's Leg I've been eyeballin' and some Hornady Zombie Max ammo to go with it! :rofl:

 

[uberam3rica]

orry if you live there get out if you can

Thats where Kevin lives! What a wonderful place he lives in!
All I have to say on this topic is that people are fucked up.

 

[unixhelp]

The dangers of meeting on "FaceCook"

 

[cyndi]

My first thought was "Dude's been watching a Bones marathon again."
Like all of season 3 was about a cannibalistic serial killer and there was another episode in season 1 where a guy eats people as a perversion of a native american ritual meant to absorb the strength of the victims.

 

[baronsamedi]

I've just seen video of the attack and unedited pics of the victim's face. It's probably one of the most horrifying photos I've ever seen. And I'm a mortician.

 

[billinsfl]

One more reason why drugs of abuse should not be legalized...

 

[billinsfl]

By the way, I was within walking distance of where this happened today. There are LOTS of whacked-out, dangerous street people in the Miami/Ft Lauderdale area.

 

[billinsfl]

Cyndi, you are absolutely correct about Native Americans practicing cannibalism..it's very politically incorrect to bring it up these days, but it is mentioned several times in first hand accounts of the Indian wars along the Ohio country during the last half of the 18th century. There is also overwhelming evidence of this among the Western Cliff Dwellers and Mississippian people at Cahokia.

 

[brian64]

The only answer is to outlaw teeth. Plus it'd be good for Wall Street...just think of all that cash flow from the denture black market.

 

[baronsamedi]

You can't outlaw teeth! I'm still waiting on my gold grill!

 

[brian64]

@baronsamedi: LOL...Sorry, but it's for the "greater good". No one can be trusted with teeth now (unless you're above the law of course, and I assume, like me, you don't belong to one of those bloodlines). But look at the bright side, you won't have to worry about marring your stems any longer.

 

[ohiopuffer]

I am getting a giant head sized softy bit for the zombie appocolypse then I should be invincible.They only eat brains right?