Is mawnansmiff OK?

[beefeater33]

But why are all these people walking around their house backwards without pants on!?

And WHAT are they slipping on??.............. Yuck!!......................... ?

 

[jvnshr]

It has been a busy couple of weeks, just had some time to check the forums and I swear the first question that came to my mind was if @mawnansmiff was OK. I am glad to see him posting.

 

[jvnshr]

@mawnansmiff

Let us know if we can do anything to help!

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Bomb squad called to ER after a patient turned up with a WWII artillery shell lodged in his rectum, police say - https://news.yahoo.com/bomb-squad-called-er-patient-100800683.html




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There was a good joke on the internet about this one, the guy had a chance to become WWII veteran in 2021.

 

[mikethompson]

It has been a busy couple of weeks, just had some time to check the forums and I swear the first question that came to my mind was if @mawnansmiff was OK. I am glad to see him posting.

Nice to see you back again Javan ?

Imagine leaving the forum for a bit only to come back to this thread, haha!

 

[alaskanpiper]

He lucked out. Could have been done for if that thing went off. As for now he will just be classified as MIA (Missile In Ass).

 

[alaskanpiper]

Btw Jay, I’m down in your neck of the woods. Looking for whitetails this week out of metropolitan Pontotoc, TX.

 

[Servant King]

Btw Jay, I’m down in your neck of the woods. Looking for whitetails this week out of metropolitan Pontotoc, TX.

Watch where you sit. Lotta 75+ year old unused artillery shells lying around those parts, from what I hear. ?

 

[alaskanpiper]

Watch where you sit. Lotta 75+ year old unused artillery shells lying around those parts, from what I hear. ?

Well, Jay’s here so there’s at least one 75+ year old useless pipe smoker I know that much!

 

[jaytex1969]

I'm working like a slave at my new job, else I'd try to plan a visit/intervention.

I thought I'd do some good hunting when I got to Texas, but it's all private land. Either pay a bundle or know someone with acreage.

Enjoy your visit, amigo!

 

[woodsroad]

"Entirely untrue and libelous! It was a mortar shell, not an artillery shell"

 

[alaskanpiper]

I'm working like a slave at my new job, else I'd try to plan a visit/intervention.

I thought I'd do some good hunting when I got to Texas, but it's all private land. Either pay a bundle or know someone with acreage.

Enjoy your visit, amigo!



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I wouldn’t have time anyway, headed out there first thing in the am, hunting three days then blasting back to AK posthaste.

 

[Bengel]

Do not know why this thread reminded me of this Seinfeld episode.

 

[jewman22]

Not entirely sure if this guy is a pervert or just kinky.

 

[HawkeyeLinus]

"Doc, that silicone based substance was on there to prevent rust."

 

[OzPiper]

And the young innocent trainee nurse wanting to how how he managed to swallow THAT thing.

 

[hauntedmyst]

I have a number of friends who are doctors. What surprised me is that everyone of them during their ER rotations have said you'd be shocked at not only what people stuff in their butts but even more so by how often it happens. One guy had a light bulb in his rectum! How would anyone think that is a bright idea? (Sweet Moses, I just punned! I'm so sorry!)

 

[jpmcwjr]

I think it's always because they accidentally fell on x, y, or z object, certainly not because they inserted things themselves!! At least the accounts from proctologists say that's what they're told.