Is mawnansmiff OK?

[jaytex1969]

@mawnansmiff

Let us know if we can do anything to help!




Bomb squad called to ER after a patient turned up with a WWII artillery shell lodged in his rectum, police say - https://news.yahoo.com/bomb-squad-called-er-patient-100800683.html

 

[anotherbob]

if I ever slip and fall and something gets stuck in my rectum, I will just tell the doctors I was sticking this in there. Cause I know they'll think it anyways. Like how do you even slip and land just right on something like that?

 

[Chasing Embers]

He was trying to kill that gerbil lodged in there.

 

[tenton]

 

[workman]

???????????????

 

[beefeater33]

"Slipped and fell"................. PRICELESS!!.............

 

[renfield]

It was a million-to-one shot, Doc, a million to one.

 

[scloyd]

Rectum? Could of killed him.

 

[Ahi Ka]

Rectum? Could of killed him.

And who would have posted the bizarre obituary?

 

[Brendan]

It was a million-to-one shot, Doc, a million to one.

Was going to post that!
Then I'd seen your user name, yep.. checks out

 

[HawkeyeLinus]

Rear rank ---- fire!

 

[kcghost]

What the hell?? Do you now how big a artillery shell is from that era? Goofy bastard deliberately impaled himself on it.

 

[mawnansmiff]

I'm curious to know how my name got involved in this story.

Any suggestions that I was the 'patient' are wholly and entirely untrue, and anyone who says otherwise will be hearing from my solicitor.

In actual fact at the time of this incident I was watching the snooker on TV and I have my pet owl as a witness. Besides, the only shells I have here are from WWI and not WWII.

However this story reminds me of the (true) story of the unfortunate guy who shoved a battery operated sex toy so far up his bum that he couldn't get it out. He had to wait for the batteries to run down afore he could go to A&E to get it pulled out

Regards,

Jay.

 

[mikethompson]

It was a million-to-one shot, Doc, a million to one.

 

[mikethompson]

Also, in answer to the question "Is mawnansmiff ok?", I would say that since he regularly posts here, no he is not OK.

 

[WVOldFart]

Boy! that would have been one hell of a fart.

 

[jpmcwjr]

I've read a report by a group of proctologists who assert that regardless of the odd object in the rectum, all patients say they accidentally fell on it. Not really surprising.

 

[jaytex1969]

I'm curious to know how my name got involved in this story.

Well, since it took place a mere 3 hours from you, and you are normally the poster of odd headlines, I thought I'd take a little advantage of our digital friendship and have some fun.

I hope you aren't "bummed" out about it!



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[anotherbob]

I've read a report by a group of proctologists who assert that regardless of the odd object in the rectum, all patients say they accidentally fell on it. Not really surprising.

and some people regularly fall on random things and have semi regular E.R. trips because of it. I guess some people have clumsier bottoms than others.

 

[fireground_piper]

I've read a report by a group of proctologists who assert that regardless of the odd object in the rectum, all patients say they accidentally fell on it. Not really surprising.

But why are all these people walking around their house backwards without pants on!?