I like reading these types of rants, but really, can you actually take offence to this type of nonsense? I read these as someone who is messing around for internet attention or someone who is a total moron. Either way, I find it humorous.ROFL
https://www.reddit.com/r/cincinnati/comments/26adi6 Haven't found anything in OH worth visiting, personally.
My answer to the OP was going to be "nothing?"