True story, my neighbor had 4 acres in BR La I had 2, he had a pond and 4 geese, his wife's name was Beverly and my wife's best friend so I put up with the goose crap, one day trying to sleep after a horrible dog, lost power at the plant, flares blowing just work, work work, I hit the rack and pass out, I hear what I thought someone is strangling outside my window, I get up and 2 geese are screwing by my bedroom and honking, the male gets on top, bites the females neck to hold on and do his business, noise golore, I go to the phone and call Beverly , she picks up the phone. I tell her Beverly I don"t say anything when your geese crap on my front porch, I don"t say anything when they crap in my car porch, but Beverly when they F%#k outside my window and wake me off of the dog that"s gonna be some dead SOBS, :twisted:
