- Apr 26, 2012
My wife and I took our son to the park yesterday morning. I sat on a bench enjoying my pipe when three geese came up out of the river and began approaching my boy (he's 3) honking and flapping their wings threateningly. I stepped between them and one of the geese lunged at me and grabbed ahold of my jeans. I slung him about a bit and finally convinced him to release my pants when I started to kick him. Long story short, I got bit by a goose yesterday.