Wives. Dear lord help me.
I don't have a wife anymore. I don't think I will ever have another one, but if girlfriends count, then I have a good one too.
She went with me when I purchased my last pipe, and even encouraged me to buy it.
She surprised me the other night when she let me know that her pipe had just been delivered. She went onto ebay and bought herself one without telling me.
She said she might as well join me because I spend so much time either smoking them or cleaning them or reading about them.
5 years and counting now. So far, so good. She just seems to get better and better.