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Lifer
Dec 14, 2009
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Birmingham, AL
THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A WOMAN FROM WISCONSIN
The first man married a woman from Louisiana . He told her that she

was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but

on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed

and put away.
The second man married a woman from Arizona . He gave his wife orders

that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first

day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By

the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and

there was a huge dinner on the table
The third man married a woman from Wisconsin . He ordered her to keep the

house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals

on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see

anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day,

some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his

left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a

sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he

pees.............any questions????????...........!!!

 

pstlpkr

Lifer
Dec 14, 2009
9,694
31
Birmingham, AL
I sent that "male sexist pig joke" to my wife today.

She thought it was funny.

I've been married to her for 18 years.

I guess I'll keep her.

She's 12 years my junior.

All I need now is older whiskey and more money.

:)

 

sapo59

Can't Leave
Dec 29, 2009
494
1
Hey guess I shouldn't have talked bad about her last week. today she came home and had five ounces of tobacco, a tamper, and a bundle of pipe cleaners. She said she thought I'd like it. She was right. I know I married her for some reason.

 
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