I Got a Scolding Today

[jpmcwjr]

My 30th was the worst birthday ever, despite a bagpiper playing in the mist. No problems since then, and I am a lot closer to the finish line than I was then.

 

[davek]

But the aspartame is actually a neurotoxin rather than a carcinogen.

I drink a lot of diet soda and I never dkgho hihjrgn /ldbng.

 

[scloyd]

^^^ :rofl:

 

[blackadderlxx]

OK I got one. My sons friend says to me today, "You know smoking's bad for you?" I looked up at him from my chair and said,"So is food, but you don't hear or see me coming over to your parents house and making that obvious statement, now do you?" He responded, " You got a point." I told him that if I spoke to his dad about his son's protectionist leanings, his father probably wouldn't be too happy that his son was regurgitating mindless propaganda in another man's home. I told him we'd keep the discussion to ourselves. Something in the water here lately, huh.

Like a boss

 

[brian64]

dkgho hihjrgn /ldbng

A disorder known as AIG: Aspartame Induced Glossolalia.

 

[hakchuma]

Should have paid for the pipe and told her she now has blood on her hands.

 

[mithrandir]

My son works for a big tobacco co. Last year a man in a store started calling him a murderer. My son told him he preferred to consider it assisted suicide. I don't think the feller found it funny.