I’ll Tell You What...

[hauntedmyst]

If you like it, that’s all that matters...never mind the haters.

That's what I say! If you like it, smoke it! That's all that matters. Same with cars. Drive what you got with pride whether it's an old Yugo or a Porsche! Whether you have a $12k carbon fiber Cervelo or a plain old beat up Trek bicycle, who cares? Ride with pride! Whether it's a corn cob or an S Bang, who cares what kind of pipe you smoke? Who cares what kind of tamper you use, whether it's your thumb or a $200 Dunhill? And if Rushx9 likes to dress up a goat like Jennifer Grey on Saturday nights, call her baby and re-enact the last dance scene from Dirty Dancing, who cares? (crap, he might have told me that in confidence, forget I said anything). Live and let live! Just don't put fruit on pizza. It messes with the cosmic balance of things. Seriously. 60 million years from now you don't want a scientist to figure out that the reason another giant asteroid hit the earth and and wiped out 99% of humanity was because you were the dinkus that just had to have peach slices and locally sourced arugula and pine nuts on a cauliflower crust and pesto sauce pizza and that it's that exact combination that causes asteroids to aim themselves at the earth, there by known as the "insert your name here" dinkus effect.

 

[BROBS]

That's what I say! If you like it, smoke it! That's all that matters. Same with cars. Drive what you got with pride whether it's an old Yugo or a Porsche! Whether you have a $12k carbon fiber Cervelo or a plain old beat up Trek bicycle, who cares? Ride with pride! Whether it's a corn cob or an S Bang, who cares what kind of pipe you smoke? Who cares what kind of tamper you use, whether it's your thumb or a $200 Dunhill? And if Rushx9 likes to dress up a goat like Jennifer Grey on Saturday nights, call her baby and re-enact the last dance scene from Dirty Dancing, who cares? (crap, he might have told me that in confidence, forget I said anything). Live and let live! Just don't put fruit on pizza. It messes with the cosmic balance of things. Seriously. 60 million years from now you don't want a scientist to figure out that the reason another giant asteroid hit the earth and and wiped out 99% of humanity was because you were the dinkus that just had to have peach slices and locally sourced arugula and pine nuts on a cauliflower crust and pesto sauce pizza and that it's that exact combination that causes asteroids to aim themselves at the earth, there by known as the "insert your name here" dinkus effect.

“BROBS”. ????

because that pizza sounds delicious ?

 

[hauntedmyst]

“BROBS”. ????

because that pizza sounds delicious ?

NO! That's a bad BROBS! NO!

 

[canucklehead]

Throw some carrot bacon and cheese-free cheese on that bad boy!

 

[gervais]

Throw some carrot bacon and cheese-free cheese on that bad boy!

Wish we had a "throw up" emoji

 

[bullet08]

Now I gotta go and rinse my mouth out with EMP.

 

[Elric]

Oddly, in all the years I've smoked a pipe, I have never tried a Captain Black blend. No good reason either.

 

[Bowie]

I'm not much for Captain Black Gold, but, Captain Black Copper is another story entirely, and, no man can go wrong with Sir Walter Raleigh or Velvet! All hail the faithful supporters of tradition! We're only called "codgers" because those confused straight Virginia devotees are jealous.

Cheers,

Chili

I'm a CB fan and Copper is one CB I've yet to try. Added to the list.

Captain Black copper has got to be the absolute worst tobacco on the planet.

Yep, definitely getting some CB Copper.

 

[rushx9]

And if Rushx9 likes to dress up a goat like Jennifer Grey on Saturday nights, call her baby and re-enact the last dance scene from Dirty Dancing, who cares? (crap, he might have told me that in confidence, forget I said anything). Live and let live! Just don't put fruit on pizza. It messes with the cosmic balance of things. Seriously. 60 million years from now you don't want a scientist to figure out that the reason another giant asteroid hit the earth and and wiped out 99% of humanity was because you were the dinkus that just had to have peach slices and locally sourced arugula and pine nuts on a cauliflower crust and pesto sauce pizza and that it's that exact combination that causes asteroids to aim themselves at the earth, there by known as the "insert your name here" dinkus effect.

I somehow missed this post last night between picking up a pineapple&onion pesto pizza and setting up an artisanal farmhouse muscadine leaf kombucha brewery at my family's former goat farm.
...and her name's Chloe, but when I call her that, she says "that's not my name. My name's baby."

*True story.

 

[olkofri]

Wish we had a "throw up" emoji

We do:
?

 

[jbbaldwin]

CB Gold burns the daylights out of me, but my wife adores the aroma. I can get away with mixing a little in with a ho-hum blend for her sake but I can't take it straight.

 

[Akousticplyr]

I've not found a Captain Black I didn't enjoy though I prefer Dark and Grape.

‘just wait til they make Dark Grape.

 

[Akousticplyr]

I somehow missed this post last night between picking up a pineapple&onion pesto pizza and setting up an artisanal farmhouse muscadine leaf kombucha brewery at my family's former goat farm.
...and her name's Chloe, but when I call her that, she says "that's not my name. My name's baby."

*True story.
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[Chasing Embers]

‘just wait til they make Dark Grape.

I've mixed them.?

 

[desrtrat68]

That's what I say! If you like it, smoke it! That's all that matters. Same with cars. Drive what you got with pride whether it's an old Yugo or a Porsche! Whether you have a $12k carbon fiber Cervelo or a plain old beat up Trek bicycle, who cares? Ride with pride! Whether it's a corn cob or an S Bang, who cares what kind of pipe you smoke? Who cares what kind of tamper you use, whether it's your thumb or a $200 Dunhill? And if Rushx9 likes to dress up a goat like Jennifer Grey on Saturday nights, call her baby and re-enact the last dance scene from Dirty Dancing, who cares? (crap, he might have told me that in confidence, forget I said anything). Live and let live! Just don't put fruit on pizza. It messes with the cosmic balance of things. Seriously. 60 million years from now you don't want a scientist to figure out that the reason another giant asteroid hit the earth and and wiped out 99% of humanity was because you were the dinkus that just had to have peach slices and locally sourced arugula and pine nuts on a cauliflower crust and pesto sauce pizza and that it's that exact combination that causes asteroids to aim themselves at the earth, there by known as the "insert your name here" dinkus effect.

I may have a Yugo....but it's got a car phone and spinners! (and pineapple is delicious on a pizza)

 

[BROBS]

I somehow missed this post last night between picking up a pineapple&onion pesto pizza and setting up an artisanal farmhouse muscadine leaf kombucha brewery at my family's former goat farm.
...and her name's Chloe, but when I call her that, she says "that's not my name. My name's baby."

*True story.
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NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A CORNER

 

[dcon]

The fact that any of us remember dialogue from “Dirty Dancing” is disturbing enough, let alone pizza and aro choices.

 

[Akousticplyr]

The fact that any of us remember dialogue from “Dirty Dancing” is disturbing enough, let alone pizza and aro choices.

‘Disturbing is when I write
“and I.....had....the time of my life....”
and the song is on replay in everyone’s heads.

 

[The Clay King]

I've not found a Captain Black I didn't enjoy though I prefer Dark and Grape.

I've received a packet each of Captain Black Gold, Grape & Cherry for my birthday, but I'm leaving them until next month as I'm doing a smoking cessation to raise money for Macmillan Cancer Support.

 

[Lyle b]

I can only swing like that after too many op Bundy rums and a big toke outa my special pipe , then I turn into Johnny