A man is walking through the park and hears shouts: "Oh, really, fuck off? "Yeah, fuck off!"
He approaches closer to the source of shouts and sees two dudes sitting on a bench, shouting at each other: "Oh, really, fuck off? Yeah, fuck off!"
He approaches them and tries to calm them down, saying: "Hey guys, why are you making such a fuss here this is a public place... and anyway, what happened?"
And they reply to him: "Just sit down, we'll tell you now."
He sits down, and they to him: "Guess what, the bench has been painted."
He: "Oh, really, fuck off?"
They: "Yeah, fuck off!"
He: "Oh, really, fuck off?"
They: "Yeah, fuck off!"