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Many years ago my brother and his friends were sitting around in their tree house. One of them had heard a word penis and they were all wondering what a penis was? So my brother climbed out of the tree house walked into the house and asked our dad "dad what is a penis".
So my dad unzipped his pants pulled out his pecker and said son this is a penis, and this is a perfect penis. My younger brother excitedly ran back to the tree house all his friends looked at him and said do you know what a penis is now. My brother pulled out his penis and he said yes this is a penis and if it was 2" shorter it would be a perfect penis.
So my dad unzipped his pants pulled out his pecker and said son this is a penis, and this is a perfect penis. My younger brother excitedly ran back to the tree house all his friends looked at him and said do you know what a penis is now. My brother pulled out his penis and he said yes this is a penis and if it was 2" shorter it would be a perfect penis.
I took the shell off my racing snail thinking it would make it go faster. Instead it's just made it more sluggish.
Did you know that Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
It's so that when theycome into port, they can Scandinavian.
It's so that when theycome into port, they can Scandinavian.
As the leper said to the prostitute, "keep the tip."
