Humor

[bent1]

 

[romaso]

 

[B.Fee]

Many years ago my brother and his friends were sitting around in their tree house. One of them had heard a word penis and they were all wondering what a penis was? So my brother climbed out of the tree house walked into the house and asked our dad "dad what is a penis".
So my dad unzipped his pants pulled out his pecker and said son this is a penis, and this is a perfect penis. My younger brother excitedly ran back to the tree house all his friends looked at him and said do you know what a penis is now. My brother pulled out his penis and he said yes this is a penis and if it was 2" shorter it would be a perfect penis.

 

[romaso]

 

[romaso]

 

[Zero]

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Dude, you slay me

 

[romaso]

 

[gubbyduffer]

I took the shell off my racing snail thinking it would make it go faster. Instead it's just made it more sluggish.

 

[romaso]

 

[romaso]

 

[gubbyduffer]

Did you know that Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?

It's so that when theycome into port, they can Scandinavian.

 

[brian64]

 

[romaso]

 

[Zero]

 

[romaso]

 

[brian64]

 

[captainsousie]

As the leper said to the prostitute, "keep the tip."

 

[Zero]

Grandma

 

[romaso]

 

[romaso]