He actually did not. Hope you have enough tobacco to last you for a month.
Leif Eiriksson beat him to it by almost 500 years. And even Leif couldn't claim discovery, for Bjarni Herjolfsson sighted the continent first.
The Vikings had bad public relations agents, and they wore horns and were a bunch of drunken pillaging barbaric slobs that conjure up images of drunken men all scratching their balls in a beer joint.
After Columbus realized those savages weren’t from the West Indies, other Spaniards came and conquered Mexico to plunder gold in cool steel breastplates and then loaded galleons full of gold that English pirates liberated and the pirates all had beautiful wenches.
And after that the Pilgrims came, and the Indians had a really woke immigration policy, and we know how badly that turned out for the Indians, who blew the $24 in wampum they got for Manhattan.
So although Columbus discovered Indians that weren’t really Indians, he technically didn’t discover America.
But he set it all up, you know?







