Guess I’ll be the first to welcome you, welcome, from Michigan! I hail from the Metro Detroit area or what the kids are calling “Detroitish”. We are represented here from all over the state except the Yoop, I think.
*Edit to ask what tobacco you like to smoke and what kinds of pipes do you like to smoke it in?
My dad's family had a little sandy soil farm east of Muskegon about a mile outside the tiny town of Holton, no electricity or running water, as a pioneer summer place. A generation later they finally sold it for Christmas tree farming. When in high school, I took the boat and then hitchhiked to the farm to camp. The house was there but sagging. The crick was the coldest water I've experienced. Welcome aboard.
I am sure I am still considered a troll, but I did live in the U.P. for a few years. After having lived in Holland, my dark side has visions of a weed whip and tulips coming together in a fit of madness! (Just a joke, for the record) That said, welcome from Metro Detroit.