Wow! Sorry to hear about all the problems you guys are having with Petes. I have a lot of them, and overall I think they are a good value, but only the ones that cost $200 or more. They do take more care with the more expensive pipes. I would suggest avoiding slick finish Petes such as the Red Spray, and also avoiding the walnut finish, which has a strong taste. Whats good about the high end Petersons is that you may get a better piece of briar than you get from some other makers, for the price. Also the P lip is a help with bite if you smoke a lot. It seems that the pipes under about $250 are dipped in stain, to save on labor cost. I remove the stain from the inside of the bowl and shank with a high proof alcoholic drink, let dry, and the breakin is easier. There is an international Peterson pipe club online, where you may get answers to Peterson problems, and it has a way for you to contact the company.