Hand made, high grade, pipesmith, pipe maker, pipe carver, craftsmen, or artisan?

[cosmicfolklore]

 

[Bobby Bailey]

Damn, I'm an artisan! But I can't use that around home, they'll expect me to hold up my pinky finger when I drink my beer.

 

[Ragin Cajun]

Is "Handcarved Meerschaum" really handcrved, or is there maxchuining involved"