Ok, I was watching this thinking that it might go ridiculous, but you guys are being serious so, here is mine.
1 lb ground beef, one big handful of dried mint, three cloves of garlic, half a Spanish onion diced, and mix in an egg to help it stay together. Patty it up and grill.
Slice open your onions rolls and toast them.
Add a slice tangy fried green tomato and top with sauteed onions and kale.
Drizzle with hollandaise sauce.
...and prepare to slap the hell out of someone.