Great Quotes

[crazypipe]

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me." ~Erma Bombeck

 

[crazypipe]

The fear of life is the favorite disease of the 20th century. ~William Lyon Phelps
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[crazypipe]

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. ~Jonathan Carroll, "Outside the Dog Museum"
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[scrapyardape]

 

[crazypipe]

Watching a peaceful death of a human being reminds us of a falling star; one of a million lights in a vast sky that flares up for a brief moment only to disappear into the endless night forever. ~Elisabeth Kübler-Ross

 

[crazypipe]

If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one. ~Cavett Robert

 

[brian64]

“All matter originates and exists only by virtue of a force which brings the particle of an atom to vibration and holds this most minute solar system of the atom together. We must assume behind this force the existence of a conscious and intelligent mind. This mind is the matrix of all matter.” -- Max Planck

 

[crazypipe]

Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while. ~Author Unknown
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[jgriff]

"Clear liquor is for rich women on diets" - Ron Swanson

 

[dochudson]

“A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also

knows the American League box scores". - Maxwell Q. Klinger - Mash 4077
"Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's

too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away." Jerry Seinfeld

 

[captainsousie]

"Never argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience"
Or its corollary
"Never argue with an idiot. Bystanders won't be able to tell the difference."

 

[mso489]

Paraphrase: What the world needs are more geniuses with true humility. There are so few of us around.

--Oscar Levant

 

[riffraff]

"Never under estimate the predictability of stupidity" Bullet Tooth Tony - Snatch

 

[otiumindignitatis]

I do not wish to be a man who sits for fifty years on the same spot thinking of his navel. I wish to be harnessed to a cart, a vegetable-cart that rattles over the cobbles.

- Virginia Woolf, The Waves

 

[riskybusiness]

I like this one because it really makes you think about what you're looking at.
"Everything that we see is a shadow cast by that which we do not see."

Martin Luther King, Jr.

 

[frennchy11]

God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world

- Ed McMahon

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.

- Frank Sinatra

 

[fadingdaylight]

"By the way, nice mustache." -The Lorax

 

[fishingandpipes]

woo 1000th post!

-Me, the most overrated thread

 

[riskybusiness]

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"

--Benjamin Franklin

 

[crazypipe]

When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch. ~R.C. Sherriff