Funny how a good-lookin' fella look handsome in anything he throw on! - Albert Alligator
It is well that war is so terrible, else we should grow too fond of it. - Robert E. Lee
Hardship on a modern camping trip is blowing a fuse on your electric underwear, or having the battery peter out on your Porta-Shaver. - Patrick F. McManus
No greater bond exists between two male friends than shared ignorance. - Patrick F. McManus
The know-it-all is now listed as a threatened species. I myself have threatened a large number of them and, on occasion, have even endangered a few. - Patrick F. McManus
Don't take life so serious, son, it ain't nohow permanent. - Porkypine
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
I am easily satisfied with the very best. - Winston Churchill
Never complain and never explain. - Benjamin Disraeli
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. - Benjamin Disraeli
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill
Every man has a right to be conceited until he is successful. - Benjamin Disraeli
The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle. - General John J. Pershing
I've only got one other speed and it's slower. - Glenn Ford
I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. - Ronald Reagan
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill
There is no such thing as a good tax. - Winston Churchill
City planners have shown beyond doubt that old orchards, meadows, and pine woods, which once threatened the outskirts of many of our towns and cities, can be successfully eradicated by constructing a housing development on top of them. - Patrick F. McManus
I think I got carried away there...