I get up drink a glass of cold water, piss, jump in the shower, then I get out dry off, splash my face with HOT water and put the shaving cream on, shave, dress my hair (pomade), put on boxers and socks, put on pants then shoes, then put on my dress shirt, then my belt and tie, then I head to the kitchen put on the kettle for an instant coffee, make myself lynch and pick out my pipe an tobacco for the day, drive to work hopefully with enough time to squeeze in a quick pipe before I open the store. Pretty much happens the same way every morning but I have recently starte getting up 30 mins earlier so the likely hood of me gettin that Pre work pipe is higher and I'm not scramblig in the morning...nothing makes my day worse then rushing to get ready for work.