Nope. Furthest I go with my pipe is my front porch. Don't even go to the back patio, full sun all day long. If I go to a bar/pub, I smoke cig or cigar.
Lighter, Pipe Cleaner, Pipe tool in shirt pocket. Unlit pipe in shirt pocket; once lit it stays in my mouth unless I stop smoking and it goes in a car rest in cup holder. I don't go to bars and you can't smoke in bars or restaurants here anyway even outside on patios but there is usually an outdoor smoking area somewhere - usually outback...around here they are usually neat and clean and patio like. You could just get a woman to hold everything or get a vest.