Youngsters, way overthinking this. First, what the hell would I care what someone else thinks of me. I want to wear a fanny pack, I'll wear a fanny pack. I want to keep a pipe in my maw all night, I keep a pipe in my maw. If I want to wear a tut and a pirate hat, I'll wear what I want... with confidence. And, if you're worried that women might not like it... the most attractive thing to a woman is confidence. All this hand wringing over what you should do, what other people might think, etc... will keep women further away from you than what you are wearing or how you carry your pipe.
On another note... by the time you get your pipe lit well, and going... all of those cigarette smokers will be thumping out butts and going back inside. Just sayin...