I love the USPS tracking. 1-Left Facility 2-Unknown 3-Delivered.
And sometimes it goes something like this...
1-Left facility (Oklahoma City)
2-Order being processed (wait, I thought the item left the facility... )
3-Left facility (ok, thank you... wait, are you sure?)
4-Arrived Oklahoma City (huh?)
5-Out for delivery (oh ok, must have been a mistake. Sweet!) followed by (dum de dum, waiting all day... where is it? It's 9:00 PM are the carriers even still running? Gotta sleep, will probably be here tomorrow. That's ok!)
6-Returned to USPS Oklahoma City Failure to deliver (Well no $h!*!!! I'm in Fort Worth Texas! *sigh* They'll get it worked out.)
7-Left facility (...Ok three more days have passed, which means it's probably in Dallas or something. Sometimes takes a few days for them to sort things out before they send it to Fort Worth... I'll check the tracking again in the morning. I bet it will be here before noon! Yaaay!)
8-Item arrived in Abu Dhabi... just for kicks. (Wait whaaaaaaat? Abhu Dhabi!?! How the...? Must be a mistake.)
9-No we were serious... Left facility Abu Dhabi (Why, what the freaking $#@#!!!)
10 (3 days later) Arrived Dallas. (Well happy holy $h!*! It's about time! Freaking losers.
11-Awaiting processing Dallas (Day 1)
12-Awaiting processing Dallas (Day 2)
13-Awaiting processing Dallas (Day 3) (What the ##@$!!!!)
14-Arrived Fort Worth (Well finally!) Just kidding! :nana: nana nana nana! Awaiting processing Dallas (You ##@%## #@$$*@!!!!!)
15-Arrived Fort Worth (......) (..... I really don't give a $h*# anymore...)
16-Out for delivery (Wooooohoooo!!!!!)
17-Package delivered (knock knock... "Delivery for you sir." ..."What the hell? Did you run it over with your truck? And whats with the sand?" ...."Camel stampede in Abu Dhabi, sir."... (Get out!!!! OUT!!!!!)