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[FurCoat]

Lets take a look shall we........
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Let's not.

 

[AJL67]

Are you in network for BCBS?

If the answer is yes: My wife says I have a hearing problem, but I hear most people perfectly well. What’s up, Doc?

Regardless my suggestion is to just reply "yes dear" to everything with the exception of "Do you think ________ is pretty?" and "Do i look fat in this?" or any other trap question. Those you should reply "Don't be silly!" which is a great 2 sided answer. You're welcome.

Is a cigar with a holder really just a straight pipe?

I'm sorry i don't answer questions about alternative lifestyles, you might want to research Dr Freud.

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

Wait, who are we talking about again?

This feel good summer anthem by the Sticky Sweethearts.

 

[OzPiper]

What advice do you have for the guy who glued his balls to his butthole again?

No shit !
Should not be a problem so long as you only do it in moderation !

 

[renfield]

It whistles when I urinate. That's not the problem, it just keeps whistling the same annoying tune.

What should I do?

 

[Pooh-Bah]

It whistles when I urinate. That's not the problem, it just keeps whistling the same annoying tune.

What should I do?

Teach your system a new tune. Insert an earbud playing your desired music into the nearest available orifice and leave it there overnight. Repeat until the tune has changed.

 

[FurCoat]

It whistles when I urinate. That's not the problem, it just keeps whistling the same annoying tune.

What should I do?

Go on tour. I know of a fuy that can play the piano with his junk that would make a great opening act.

 

[renfield]

Great suggestions, thanks. We could call the band Members Only.

 

[anotherbob]

I have a cough, do you think it's cancer?

Also..

It burns when I pee, could I possibly have Gonorrhea?

stop drinking gasoline.