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[AJL67]

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[warren]

Advice posted on this site is worth exactly what you paid for it.

 

[ophiuchus]

The first draft of this paragraph had at least three tasteless jokes that would have gotten me ignored by another wave of members.

So, should I still be smoking a pipe?

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

I have a cough, do you think it's cancer?

Also..

It burns when I pee, could I possibly have Gonorrhea?

 

[Chasing Embers]

Please note that any advice, medical or otherwise, you receive here is about as accurate as predicting the weather on Neptune.

How's that any different from going to a doctor?

 

[brian64]

How's that any different from going to a doctor?

Because the doctor can load you up with PHARMACEUTICALS!!! Yeah baby!

 

[captainsousie]

Dam

I have a cough, do you think it's cancer?

Also..

It burns when I pee, could I possibly have Gonorrhea?

Damn, I thought I could be the first one to say it hurts when I pee


Ad it's definitely cancer.

 

[Servant King]

It burns when I pee

Simple solution there. Stop peeing.

 

[Chasing Embers]

Because the doctor can load you up with PHARMACEUTICALS!!! Yeah baby!

And often the wrong ones, the wrong strength, or the wrong combination like ones that put you to sleep and proceed to stop your heart. I'll never trust another doctor.

 

[username]

is this mold?

 

[captainsousie]

And often the wrong ones, the wrong strength, or the wrong combination like ones that put you to sleep and proceed to stop your heart. I'll never trust another doctor.

 

[VDL_Piper]

Lets take a look shall we........

 

[Cracklin' Tobaccy]

Dam

Damn, I thought I could be the first one to say it hurts when I pee


Ad it's definitely cancer.

See Frank Zappa- Joe's Garage

 

[Pip'n'Piper]

The first draft of this paragraph had at least three tasteless jokes that would have gotten me ignored by another wave of members.

So, should I still be smoking a pipe?

That’s a paragraph?

 

[captpat]

And often the wrong ones, the wrong strength, or the wrong combination like ones that put you to sleep and proceed to stop your heart. I'll never trust another doctor.

Half the doctors you encounter are below average, the trick is figuring that out sooner rather than later. Someone has to graduate at the bottom of their class.

 

[AJL67]

Sorry my assistant it out today. But to answer your questions in no particular order.
Yes
Yes
Could be
Yes
Definitely Not
Only on Tuesdays

 

[AJL67]

The first draft of this paragraph had at least three tasteless jokes that would have gotten me ignored by another wave of members.

So, should I still be smoking a pipe?

Most likely, the Neptune comment was a stretch, but better than talking about and stretching Uranus.

Some day you will quit smoking a pipe.

 

[prairiedruid]

What advice do you have for the guy who glued his balls to his butthole again?

 

[BingBong]

Most likely, the Neptune comment was a stretch, but better than talking about and stretching Uranus.

Some day you will quit smoking a pipe.

Hot topic - Mars conjunct Uranus conjunct Algol, 14:04 UTC on Monday. Best advice: stay indoors.

Meanwhile, I have interacted with the medical profession far, far too intensely for the last 36 years. Doctors, 50/50. Always ask to see the receipts.

 

[AJL67]

What advice do you have for the guy who glued his balls to his butthole again?

Accept it, if this has happened more than once you are beyond my help, just be thankful they are yours and not someone else's.