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sablebrush52

The Bard Of Barlings
Jun 15, 2013
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Okay, that is hilarious.
Hey all you patriarchs out there! I have a full line of burning bushes for sale, from Bonsai to Sequoia, suitable for chastising even the biggest of Philistines. I give discounts on orders of a gross or more.

 

Chasing Embers

Captain of the Black Frigate
Nov 12, 2014
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Actually nearly any tree can be turned into a bonsai, even the mighty Sequoia.

 

woodsroad

Lifer
Oct 10, 2013
13,901
26,158
SE PA USA
But a tree can not be turned into a bush, even if you set it on fire.
And Moses sayeth:

"For lo, burning trees, we are blessed with many. But the bush, it burns only for me"
"It's true"

-Tzipora

 

Chasing Embers

Captain of the Black Frigate
Nov 12, 2014
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@Dan
An awful lot of preoccupation with bushes. Did we recently go for a waxing?

 

woodsroad

Lifer
Oct 10, 2013
13,901
26,158
SE PA USA
Ask not for whom the bush burns.

It burns for thee.
But it's nothing that can't be cured with prescription medications.

 

Chasing Embers

Captain of the Black Frigate
Nov 12, 2014
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124,772
I watched a guy engineering his bonsai
The nice thing about bonsai is that they don't have to be exotic. A local species can be selected for hardiness in their own environment and trained from a seeding into a bonsai.

 

Chasing Embers

Captain of the Black Frigate
Nov 12, 2014
46,534
124,772
Ask not for whom the bush burns.

It burns for thee.

But it's nothing that can't be cured with prescription medications.
Or OTC. Lotrimin is a blessing. :rofl:

 

jpmcwjr

Lifer
May 12, 2015
26,266
29,153
Carmel Valley, CA
Talk about thread drift! This one's under power!
Let's get to the bush,—long lamented, bushes just seem so 1980's. Or at least last century, the last time I saw one in person.

 

brian64

Lifer
Jan 31, 2011
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17,521
And there you have it folks. Proof!
I'm glad that's finally settled. It's the smoking of the pipe that requires engineering.
long lamented, bushes just seem so 1980's. Or at least last century
The most recent one was just a shrub.

 

bnichols23

Lifer
Mar 13, 2018
4,131
9,406
SC Piedmont
"nearly any tree can be turned into a bonsai, even the mighty Sequoia." -- zwaytrudat, but it'd take at least a case of Case knives.....

 

seldom

Lifer
Mar 11, 2018
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Personally I like a shrubbery that is on the bushy side. This trend of manicured bush is not in keeping with my more wild aesthetic. Keep the shrubbery a bit wild says I. Ni!

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