eBay Seller Mr. TVF

[verporchting]

Nope. His native language is English.

With a strong bilingual tendency known euphemistically as bullshit?

 

[BROBS]

It honestly reads like an auctioneer hit the little microphone button on his iPhone and just went to town.

 

[daveinlax]

Sadly, I think it might be.

I don’t think so. I think he’s Mel Feldman from The Smoker pipe shop’s son. ?

 

[oldgeezersmoker]

I don’t think so. I think he’s Mel Feldman from The Smoker pipe shop’s son. ?

Indeed he is, Mike Feldman. And he sure as hell knows how to tell whether a pipe has been smoked or not.

 

[anotherbob]

His native language is probably not English would be my guess.

I think human might not be his first language a.k.a. earthling speak.