I think the skeptics deserve more closure; and, of course, a safe space. I’ve therefore contacted Devin Wenig (he’s on speed dial), and Dev’s agreed that as of this moment all Dunhills sold on eBay must be first subjected to destructive testing. A national lab (the ADAC) will be set up to both test and certify; where depositions are necessary ADAC Chief Scientist Marjoe Gortner will testify as to the presence or absence of celluloid. Dev added a good thought: destructive testing will also take place on the stummel and stem, allowing certification of the presence of genuine briar and vulcanite. This should give every buyer peace of mind. And, incidentally, a baggie full of briar sawdust and mishappen rubber where a pipe used to be. I’ve already completed testing on my own collection. Unfortunately my wife thought the end result was trash and poured all the separate and meticulously labeled baggies into a garbage can. I managed to retrieve them, but now my 1927 LC is blended with my 1959 lovat, along with dozens of others. On the downside resale may prove difficult. On the plus side everything now fits in a one gallon ziplock.