I like Doug Stanhope, but I would have given a toe to have seen Bill Hicks live. He was the finest comedian to ever grace a stage with his presence. I very rarely ever go out to shows anymore. I saw dozens and dozens of concerts when I was in my teens and early twenties, but I am now "crowd averse"! I don't like being around large groups of people and like them even less when they are inebriated. I'm afraid my moshing days are long since past. Hell, I don't even like going to sports games, as I'd rather just stay home and sit comfortably in my la-z-boy with a better view of the events. Pretty much the only exception to this I'd going to the drag races, I attend the U.S. Nationals every year. There is no sensation quite like being near a top fuel dragster or funny car when it leaves the starting line. No earthly sound can stand up to it, loud enough to knock you down!