Sorry about that. I have two Golden retriever puppies that are going through the stage of grabbing anything left within reach on a counter or table. You gotta look at from their point of view, the guy they admire the most sucks and chews on this piece of wood and plastic, it must be a pretty good stick to chew on, lets just have a little taste.
I'm sure it will be great and you'll have a great story to go with it.