Does Anyone Else Smoke Whilst Mowing?!

[puff_not_snuff]

Always smoked a cob with a filter to mow the lawn. My lawn is hilly and bumpy so being able to clench the pipe and not mess with pipe cleaners left both hands free to steer. I finally gave it up, it just wasn't worth the effort after a while.
Here's me a few years ago with my pasty white legs.

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Nice tee!

 

[Salvaje]

There's 10 million illegals who will mow your yard at a very reasonable price. I prefer to smoke my pipe while watching them mow.

I think they are all going to NYC by bus on our dime. Concrete jungle.

 

[Salvaje]

I’m

Yessir one of my favorite things to do is hop on the ride on and smoke a cob while I mow. Burleys most of the time.

using a push mower so I prefer a bit more nic in my pipe. Get them juices flowing.

 

[Salvaje]

If I'm outside, I'm smoking a pipe. Mowing, washing cars, trimming bushes

I’m cleaning the pool while smoking. Just need to take care when I bend over to fill the hose to vacuum.

 

[Salvaje]

I’m cleaning the pool while smoking. Just need to take care when I bend over to fill the hose to vacuum.

That and messing with the chemicals.

 

[winton]

I have a small yard. After I mow, I retreat to the tool shed, with a pipe.

 

[tbradsim1]

Before our rainy spell, the dust kicked up was terrible, I chose not the mask but the cigar, wife didn’t like it, that’s why the mask!

 

[Salvaje]

I have a small yard. After I mow, I retreat to the tool shed, with a pipe.

I retreat to the shower after cutting the grass.

 

[Salvaje]

Before our rainy spell, the dust kicked up was terrible, I chose not the mask but the cigar, wife didn’t like it, that’s why the mask!

Cut a small hole in the mask. Making compromises, shouldn’t complain. Lol

 

[trouttimes]

I smoke on the tractor, on the mower, in the truck. If I’m awake, you can bet a pipe is not far away.

 

[badbeard]

I attempted this a few times and it doesn't work. Nicotine has a tendency to make my mind drift away. One day in particular I was rolling on my riding mower puffing away, just enjoying the scenery in outer space, when I realized I had mowed halfway into my neighbors lawn. Come to think of it, about all I can do with a pipe is sit.. my kid could be screaming in the yard in front of me with a bloody stump of an arm and I'd not notice. My wife has picked up on this and likes to wait for me to light a pipe to ask me to do things I don't want to do, specifically because she knows I am brain dead and will give whatever auto-response needed to get her to stop talking.