Do You Have Prince Albert In A Can?

[condorlover1]

I used to ring the local pub and ask them to ask if Mike Hunt was at the bar!

 

[BROBS]

some of my favorite books:
Trail In The Sand by Peter Dragon
Rusty Bedsprings by I.P. Nightly

 

[smokiespipesmoker123]

some of my favorite books:
Trail In The Sand by Peter Dragon
Rusty Bedsprings by I.P. Nightly

Great Asian Cowfeilds by Hoo FlungPoo

 

[ray47]

And who can't forget Bart Simpson's Prank Calls

 

[condorlover1]

The Broken Window By Ivor Brick
Masturbation By Hugh G Rection

 

[alaskanpiper]

In college, each dorm had a telephone number that was merely 6 numbers. I was the unlucky bastard that was assigned 38-2537. You young folks that never had to remember telephone numbers might not know this, but to remember a number, sometimes we used the alphabetical letter for the numbers... I would get calls late at night by other drunk college students... "Hey FUCKER." And, when I would give out my number to girls, I'd have to say, "Yeh, you can reach me at FUCKER." I only had the number for a year, but to this day, that number is etched into by brain.

I got to choose my number for the last line I (maybe anyone?) ever had. I chose 563-BEER. Nobody ever fucked it up.

 

[craig61a]

At the bowling alley - Look everybody, my balls are black and blue...

 

[mingc]

Man, these are some of the worst jokes I've ever had the misfortune to read!

 

[smokiespipesmoker123]

Man, these are some of the worst jokes I've ever had the misfortune to read!

Phillistine!

 

[workman]

Oh!

 

[subsalac]

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

I just re read it, and yes absolutely these jokes are lame.

 

[homesteader]

My one and only prank phone call:

Me: Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
Tobacconist: Sorry, no. We mostly carry high end blends and bulk tobacco.
Me: Uh, Okay. Thanks.

Gotta call the right place for that one to work.

 

[wulfheard]

Yes, yes these corny prank jokes are lame, They were lame 40 years ago when I was young, so nothing new here...But it's not the humor that's important or even the point; it's the nostalgia...the rekindling of old and fond memories that make you smile.

 

[BROBS]

*doing removable index finger trick right now

 

[pappymac]

I remember this one...

Do you have Prince Albert in the can?

Yes.

Ask him if he needs more toilet paper.

 

[anotherbob]

Do you have chef boyardee in a can?

Let him out he can breathe in there!

not after what he's done to pasta!

 

[mso489]

We got tired of rescuing Prince Albert and instead recruited my sister to tell the bartender that she thought daddy was there and mommy was having their baby. Other creative mind games. I always thought Prince Albert was in THE can, like in the restroom, needing to be let out. Different version.