Do You Have Prince Albert In A Can?

[smokiespipesmoker123]

Well let him out for God's sake! He's suffocating!

(sorry)

 

[BROBS]

no sorry, he's in the tub right now.

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

Dad jokes are the best jokes.

 

[workman]

Someone has to explain this joke to me. I've seen it a million times and I don't get it ?

 

[cosmicfolklore]

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

Someone has to explain this joke to me. I've seen it a million times and I don't get it ?

Is your refrigerator running?

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

Someone has to explain this joke to me. I've seen it a million times and I don't get it ?

Do you have chef boyardee in a can?

Let him out he can breathe in there!

 

[3rdguy]

Call the bowling alley and ask if they have 10lb balls...then ask how they carry them.

 

[BROBS]

Someone has to explain this joke to me. I've seen it a million times and I don't get it ?

It's an old time joke from
1) when people had phones in their home
2) places sold pipe tobacco

You call a shop, ask if they have Prince Albert in a can.
They of course say "Yes!"
and you say "Better let him out, he can't breathe in there!"

proceed to "haha".

 

[BROBS]

Call the bowling alley and ask if they have 10lb balls...then ask how they carry them.

ROFL we ALWAYS used to do this.

Got 10 lb balls? = Gotta be hard to get around!

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

Have you ever smelled moth balls?

 

[perdurabo]

No, but I got an old Edgeworth can; does that Count? ?

 

[BROBS]

Have you ever smelled moth balls?

yes I've smoked Sutliff and Villiger Aromatics.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

I remember the first prank call I got after caller ID came out. The kid did his spiel, and then the kid was perplexed when I asked to speak to his father by name, the name on the id. I think that was the last prank call I got as well.

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

yes I've smoked Sutliff and Villiger Aromatics.

How did you get his little legs apart?

 

[BROBS]

How did you get his little legs apart?

bwahahahahaha never heard that one.

 

[BROBS]

We used to call people using a Southern Accent and proceed to tell them "Your dog in my Apple tree".
They would be thoroughly confused as we kept up the ruse.
"Better come get yo dog! I know it's yours from the tag! He up my Apple tree!"

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

Roy D. Mercer, the D is for Damn.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

In college, each dorm had a telephone number that was merely 6 numbers. I was the unlucky bastard that was assigned 38-2537. You young folks that never had to remember telephone numbers might not know this, but to remember a number, sometimes we used the alphabetical letter for the numbers... I would get calls late at night by other drunk college students... "Hey FUCKER." And, when I would give out my number to girls, I'd have to say, "Yeh, you can reach me at FUCKER." I only had the number for a year, but to this day, that number is etched into by brain.

 

[BROBS]

HAHAHAHAH so you are a FUCKER! j/k