She must’ve gone to culinary school with my wife. ?
I love my wife, but that woman could burn a pot of water.
When we were first dating, she got the wild notion she was going to make me a pot of red beans and rice for dinner as a surprise when I got home from work. She told me to come to her apartment instead of going home, she had cooked me something good.
She didn’t know you’re supposed to soak dry beans before you cook them. She was so proud of herself when she handed me a bowl, I was trying to chew gently so she couldn’t hear me crunching on them hard-ass beans. ?
Thankfully she fixed herself a bowl and tasted it. She said, “ooh, you don’t have to eat this!” ?
God bless her, she tried, but after a few more meals like that after we got married, I said I’d do the cooking.