Dear Diary, Today I've again Tasted Manure.

[BingBong]

I imagine the taste of manure varies with the animal and what it's diet. But, I leave that to those of you who apparently have manure in their regular diet. The connoisseurs of manure as it were. I've not tasted manure myself.

Our government persists in trying to feed us with it, though.

 

[Choatecav]

One of my favorites. It has an aroma of charred chocolate, mule manure, dried vomit, damp, musty dirty socks, a bitter hint of roasted tire scent, in a dumpster, some sick raccoon urine. If I said the brand name, maybe it would be sold out today. View attachment 316749

Am I the only one that thinks that we ALL are just a bit on the "demented" side of the line??

 

[BingBong]

One of my favorites. It has an aroma of charred chocolate, mule manure, dried vomit, damp, musty dirty socks, a bitter hint of roasted tire scent, in a dumpster, some sick raccoon urine. If I said the brand name, maybe it would be sold out today. View attachment 316749

Got it! It's Taylor's "Whiffed", isn't it?

 

[buroak]

Am I the only one that thinks that we ALL are just a bit on the "demented" side of the line??

And all in good company.

 

[Uguccione]

One of my favorites

But is it in Europe? GOTTA have It.

 

[Sig]

I thought this was a post from another cattle farmer.
I had my three favorite, "I got cow/horse crap in my mouth" stories!!
Its tough being a farmer AND a mouth breather.

 

[Uruss]

Hmmm

 

[Choatecav]

Ha, ha, ha.....
I love this comment: "Its tough being a farmer AND a mouth breather."

So very true......

 

[CoffeeAndBourbon]

One of the funniest threads of the years so far!

 

[JOHN72]

But is it in Europe? GOTTA have It.

A bomb of latakia and it is not of Europe.

 

[Fuelman]

That's it, in Peterson University Flake 2011, I've tasted manure and I loved it!
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Would this be considered an aromatic?

 

[LEP7cv]

 

[Searock Fan]

I keep wondering how someone would know what manure tastes like...

 

[LEP7cv]

I keep wondering how someone would know what manure tastes like...

I've read a description on a book once, ok? i've read it on a book!

 

[Python 357]

Being originally from Lancaster County, Pa.,I can identify with a fondness for good manure...

 

[Skippy B. Coyote]

I'm strangely reminded of the one and only time I smoked Old Joe Krantz, and thought to myself, "Wow, the room note from this really smells like honest to goodness vomit".

 

[LEP7cv]

I'm strangely reminded of the one and only time I smoked Old Joe Krantz, and thought to myself, "Wow, the room note from this really smells like honest to goodness vomit".

ok...let's not get too technical or graphic, but manure is part of the tobacco spectrum of flavours, and takes a particular kind of person and a particular kind of manure flavour to hit that "wow" factor...
I never tasted vomit by smoking a pipe

 

[Skippy B. Coyote]

ok...let's not get too technical or graphic, but manure is part of the tobacco spectrum of flavours, and takes a particular kind of person and a particular kind of manure flavour to hit that "wow" factor...
I never tasted vomit by smoking a pipe


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The strange thing is that Old Joe Krantz tasted just fine to me, just like a good (albeit slightly horse barn'y) dark Burley blend with a hefty helping of Perique, but the smell of the smoke wafting off the bowl genuinely smelled like some kid in a middle school cafeteria just threw up their salisbury steak; and it left the stench of sick lingering in the air. I dumped that bowl out after about 10 minutes and never touched Old Joe again.

 

[jpmcwjr]

Yeah, this is graphic enough! And long enough!