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warren

Lifer
Sep 13, 2013
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I get that perception of time changes (subjective), but I don't see how objective time (e.g. the clock moving at the same pace no matter what) can change.
The adage is addressing perception, not reality and certainly adages are not intended to be taken all that seriously. Also, if time seems to be moving faster/slower to you, that is your reality. In fact you can experience the speed as slow and fast at the same time. I'm looking forward to seeing 80, so time moves slowly. At the same time, I struggle to complete a day's worth of chores. The time seems to fly by and suddenly it's day's end with only half the chores are completed.
 
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woodsroad

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Oct 10, 2013
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Frequently while perusing threads old and new on pipe boards, I come across the equivalents of:

"Enjoying watching the sun come up as it orbits the earth"

"Had been feeling kind of off, but the barber came by and gave me a good blood-letting and I'm doing ever so much better"

I flinch a bit, but never reply so as not to rain on anyone's parade; part of the fun of a trivial pursuit is to be able to believe and express any damn thing you like with no harm done.

Curious about how others who encounter conventional wisdom that ranges from questionable to absurd and that's been passed around endlessly for so long it's become dogma deal with it - do you let it slide or weigh in?
Well, you know me....
 
I am not sure what the OP is asking, nor what many of the posts have to do with what the OP is asking. But... in response to...
"Enjoying watching the sun come up as it orbits the earth"

"Had been feeling kind of off, but the barber came by and gave me a good blood-letting and I'm doing ever so much better"

Something I have noticed since being on here, is that there are certain personalities that don't "get" or understand hyperbole in humor or irony. Many are the engineering types, but many are just "on spectrum" if I had to guess... which may encompass the engineers, ha ha. OK ok, enough of that speculation.

If I said, "Out of the five pounds of tobacco I smoke in a week"... if your first response is no one smokes five pounds in a week... then there's something wrong with you, and you're not going to "get" the joke that will proceed. I don't think that there is a cure or medication for it. My heart breaks for these people. Usually the only humor these types get is humor that puts someone else down. It's very sad to me.

I would probably suggest that if you read something you think is ludicrous, then maybe just skip it. I wouldn't want to be that guy debating whether or not chickens really cross roads, or why say "knock knock" when there's a damn doorbell? It's probably just best to ignore it, and let everyone else just laugh.

Now, this is all because of the OP. But, if I take the logical road some of you have taken... when you come to a fork in the road, take it. puffy
 

Zero

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I am not sure what the OP is asking, nor what many of the posts have to do with what the OP is asking. But... in response to...


Something I have noticed since being on here, is that there are certain personalities that don't "get" or understand hyperbole in humor or irony. Many are the engineering types, but many are just "on spectrum" if I had to guess... which may encompass the engineers, ha ha. OK ok, enough of that speculation.

If I said, "Out of the five pounds of tobacco I smoke in a week"... if your first response is no one smokes five pounds in a week... then there's something wrong with you, and you're not going to "get" the joke that will proceed. I don't think that there is a cure or medication for it. My heart breaks for these people. Usually the only humor these types get is humor that puts someone else down. It's very sad to me.

I would probably suggest that if you read something you think is ludicrous, then maybe just skip it. I wouldn't want to be that guy debating whether or not chickens really cross roads, or why say "knock knock" when there's a damn doorbell? It's probably just best to ignore it, and let everyone else just laugh.

Now, this is all because of the OP. But, if I take the logical road some of you have taken... when you come to a fork in the road, take it. puffy
Everybody knows that you just don't go picking up forks off of the ground.
 
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Epip Oc'Cabot

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I am not sure what the OP is asking, nor what many of the posts have to do with what the OP is asking. But... in response to...


Something I have noticed since being on here, is that there are certain personalities that don't "get" or understand hyperbole in humor or irony. Many are the engineering types, but many are just "on spectrum" if I had to guess... which may encompass the engineers, ha ha. OK ok, enough of that speculation.

If I said, "Out of the five pounds of tobacco I smoke in a week"... if your first response is no one smokes five pounds in a week... then there's something wrong with you, and you're not going to "get" the joke that will proceed. I don't think that there is a cure or medication for it. My heart breaks for these people. Usually the only humor these types get is humor that puts someone else down. It's very sad to me.

I would probably suggest that if you read something you think is ludicrous, then maybe just skip it. I wouldn't want to be that guy debating whether or not chickens really cross roads, or why say "knock knock" when there's a damn doorbell? It's probably just best to ignore it, and let everyone else just laugh.

Now, this is all because of the OP. But, if I take the logical road some of you have taken... when you come to a fork in the road, take it. puffy


Hmm… if I came to a fork in the road, I believe I would pick it up, put it in the same pocket of my coat that I keep my pipe, and save it to eventually wash. You never know when you might come across a pile of spaghetti and be hungry… unless I saw the spaghetti BEFORE I had a chance to wash the fork…. then I would just think “Who the hell cares about germs?” And use it anyway. 😉
 
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