Comma’s Save Lives…..Or Do They?

[kurtbob]

Stepped out of the shop to smoke a pipe and noticed the sign over the propane tanks. I said to myself, it’s missing a comma. That sign is stupid….of course you shouldn’t smoke propane!

So, I fixed it! Then I thought, either way with or without a comma it could still kill you.

I mean, is this like…..
Let’s eat Grandma
Or
Let’s eat, Grandma?

 

[STP]

No more beer
No, more beer ?

 

[BarrelProof]

Helping my Uncle Jack, off a horse.

 

[Chasing Embers]

 

[BarrelProof]

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I’m predicting some tongue bite.

 

[Chasing Embers]

I’m predicting some tongue bite.

Impossible, it's meerschaum. ?

 

[Casual]

Commas save lives but apostrophe’s are just there to make my pedantic eye twitch.

 

[philobeddoe]

Anyone can smoke propane…..once!

 

[bullet08]

Unless you are from Mars. Or is it methane..

 

[jpmcwjr]

Should be a colon! Still not a great warning sign.

And the plural of comma is commas.

 

[Chasing Embers]

 

[Servant King]

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He does sell both propane and propane accessories!

 

[elessar]

I know I've posted it before but here you go lol

 

[DAR]

This is a sign I see every day on my block. "Slow children playing". And I say the same thing every day.... "Make them hurry, they might get run over".

 

[Chasing Embers]

He does sell both propane and propane accessories!

Was hoping someone would catch that!?

 

[Servant King]

I know I've posted it before but here you go lol

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All I can say is, it totally makes sense that Stalin, not JFK, would get the pasties. If you have to ask why, this thread is probably too deep for you; stick with the Tobacco Legislation section.

Kidding...I just leapt on the chance to use a semicolon. And an ellipsis. ¿Did I do it right?

 

[wolflarsen]

Not an issue with commas on this one but here's a street sign that I found to be extremely profane, vile, heinous, repugnant, vulgar, and just flat out inappropriate and uncalled for.

 

[Servant King]

Not an issue with commas on this one but here's a street sign that I found to be extremely profane, vile, heinous, repugnant, vulgar, and just flat out inappropriate and uncalled for.

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Agreed. Fortunately, it doesn't specify where.

 

[anotherbob]

Helping my Uncle Jack, off a horse.

perv
but at least a helpful one I guess

 

[telescopes]

A comma would not work with the sign. Brevity is not always preferred. No Smoking Near the Propane. Here, the preposition reigns supreme. Better yet, just "No Smoking". No Smoking, Propane would suggest that Mr. or Ms. Propane should not be smoking. As in "No Smoking, Tom What are you, an idiot?" In this particular case, smoking really can kill.