Here is a quick video tutorial.
Anyone want to
bet against me that this was
not yet another mass-market PG-infected, low-nicotine, bowlful of unremarkable tongue-burning hot air; and
unfortunately, available at major drug stores
everywhere ?
Personally, I would have MUCH preferred if Middleton had simply re-released: '
Walnut', rather than launching this failed attempt to grab market-share away from
Captain Black.
When I see ad's like this, all I want to know is:
a) How much money did the company - Middleton, in this case - jettison on this
bright idea?; and,
b) Were the executives who approved this failed campaign summarily and soundly beaten with the company fraternity paddle?; and,
c) Was there in point-of-fact, a janitor or mail-room boy, who perhaps pondered offhandedly and out-loud:
"...why don't you guys just bring back good old Walnut?"; and was then, immediately given
the stink-eye from the very same Middleton executives who green-lighted this failed
'Coup Attempt' ?; and,
d) After receiving their thrashing, were those same Middleton executives banished to the cornfield?
Theses are the things I want to know. -
Sherm Natman