Christmas Song Elimination

[jbfrady]

It's that time of year where your ears inevitably suffer the consequences of the commercial seasonal swing. If you could eliminate any 3 of these myriad audible atrocities from the modern lexicon, which would they be?

 

[UB 40]

Wham Last Christmas needs to be cancelled first and then Felice Navidad. Maybe White Christmas as third choice.

 

[HawkeyeLinus]

That one by she who shall not be named who dominates the Secret Santa thread.

I'll probably be struck down by lightning, but McCartney's "Wonderful Christmastime"

Lou Monte's "Dominic the Donkey"

Edit: yep, dump "Feliz Navidad" way before Paul's - I've never liked it, ever.

 

[smudgersmissingleg]

Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You" sucks.

There's quite a few Christmas songs I like, top of the list being "Fairytale of New York".

I mostly listen to Frank & Dean, tho.

 

[captainsousie]

Thank goodness, I thought this would be about listening to Christmas music while peeing...

 

[captainsousie]

And yes, Feliz Navidad is at the top of the list for me.

 

[Waning Embers]

which would they be?

Yes

 

[UB 40]

That one by she who shall not be named who dominates the Secret Santa thread.

I'll probably be struck down by lightning, but McCartney's "Wonderful Christmastime"

Lou Monte's "Dominic the Donkey"

Edit: yep, dump "Feliz Navidad" way before Paul's - I've never liked it, ever.

She really is the acoustic death penalty - not alone her christmas-song.

 

[mikethompson]

That one by she who shall not be named who dominates the Secret Santa thread.

Did someone say Secret Santa Thread?

 

[Buzz Saw]

All the above but especially anything by those damn chipmunks.

 

[Servant King]

Seeing as the mere thought of these songs will likely cause insanity to set in, I'm going to have to pass on this one. Suffice to say, they are all equally annoying, and merit noise-cancelling headphones and a white-noise machine.

But simultaneously, there are great sales on SP. It's a trade off.

 

[Kobold]

1.McCartney's "Wonderful Christmastime"
2.McCartney's "Wonderful Christmastime"
3.McCartney's "Wonderful Christmastime"

 

[HawkeyeLinus]

All the above but especially anything by those damn chipmunks.

They start one of the best movies ever!

 

[anotherbob]

they're all wonderful if you play the make change the lyrics to make it R rated game.

 

[woodsroad]

When I read this thread title, I thought that it would be about peeing all over old Mariah Carey CD's.

 

[Waning Embers]

If they all sounded like this I'd enjoy it more.

 

[ssjones]

Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You" sucks.

There's quite a few Christmas songs I like, top of the list being "Fairytale of New York".

Bingo on both.

The Kinks, Father Christmas is also up there.

Phil Spector's "A Christmas Gift to You" is our favorite. No one does it better than Ronnie Spector (RIP) and Darlene Love.

 

[bullet08]

I thought I was the only one who can't stand Christmas on radio. Now I finally have some faith in human kind.

 

[El Capitán]

All I Want For Christmas Is You
Feliz Navidad
Wonderful Christmastime

Just chuck them out a window.

 

[gkunkel]

I’m submitting one and it’s more of a New Years Eve song: “Imagine” by Jon Lennon. It’s downright depressing.