Cheese In A Bowl: Socially Unacceptable?

[HawkeyeLinus]

I will not eat it in a bowl,
I will not eat it on a roll.

I will not eat it on a dare,
Why one would wonder, I do not care.

Actually, I love all things cheese, plate or bowl (haven't had the pleasure, though).

Now put it in a coffee cup . . . .

 

[beargreasediet]

It would depend on the cheese. Soft cheese, with mushrooms ? Served with a Czech tool? That seems hip, pretty sure that’s how they do it at the Portland Pipe Club. I’m down if any of you PNW folks wanna take a road trip. But you better have your shit in one sock…

However cube cut cheese, or slices, folded and stuffed, that’s a no-go - hard pass.

 

[Hillcrest]

I would think IBTL but apparently the O.P's concept has occurred to others.

Here you go ... use this, problem solved :

Innovative weed pipe has a built-in cereal bowl. Whhhaaaaa?

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[puff_not_snuff]

Stilton provides all the high I need, most nights, for the others I break out some of that Sardinian maggot cheese that was alluded to.

 

[Grangerous]

Stilton provides all the high I need, most nights, for the others I break out some of that Sardinian maggot cheese that was alluded to.

An aromatic?

 

[puff_not_snuff]

An aromatic?

It's a full sensory experience.

 

[Hillcrest]

I would think IBTL but apparently the O.P's concept has occurred to others.

Here you go ... use this, problem solved :

Innovative weed pipe has a built-in cereal bowl. Whhhaaaaa?

Smoking weed and eating cereal go together like peanut butter and jelly, so why not do both at the same time? Cannabis technology has boomed since recent legalization, but among the various THC extraction processes and fancy vapes, there is a new bowl that can do something all others can't: hold...

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Now that I've had coffee and the smoke has cleared - Reductio Ad Absurdum:
Next Thread: Show US Your Cheese and Tobacco Pairings !

How about a bowl of Guinness Stout and some Old Toby ?
Or Mold Wine and some Plum Pudding by the fire for the holydays ?
You could have your favorite carver make a briar insert or a meerschaum insert !
Or Leave Santa some milk and cookies cereal and some Sutcliffe Christmas Spice !
The possibilities are endless !

 

[Kobold]

When was the bowl last cleaned? If it was right after it was smoked it might be kind of gross. Ah who am I kidding? I never turn down free cheese.

 

[mortonbriar]

Does the host expect you to light it, and suck the melted cheese up through the stem?

 

[ADKPiper]

Personally I refrain from putting cheese in my pipes.
I have few hard and fast rules but I'd be willing to put that on my list.

 

[beefeater33]

My vote for "weirdest thread for 2022"....................

 

[canucklehead]

 

[RustiePyles CPG]

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I prefer C&D, Briar & Brie

 

[frozenchurchwarden]

This thread must be signalling a black market purchase of unmentionable goods.

 

[canucklehead]

I do really enjoy a nice smoked gouda...

 

[Coreios]

I would eat it then lick the bowl. Anyone who would serve cheese in a bowl probably won't be offended by my poor table manners.

 

[ThermionicScott]

oh of course the Casu Marzu hate has to come out.

Lunchtime was not the right time to Google that...

 

[canucklehead]

Lunchtime was not the right time to Google that...

That grilled cheese sandwich not sitting so well now?

 

[ThermionicScott]

That grilled cheese sandwich not sitting so well now?

How the hell did you know that's what I had for lunch??

 

[canucklehead]

How the hell did you know that's what I had for lunch??