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[lawmax3]

"does this pipe make my butt look big?"

 

[huntertrw]

"As a novice carver, Bob's technique was good; however, his sense of proportion left much to be desired."

 

[brian64]

A word to the wise: When shopping on ebay, make certain the dimensions are listed in the description before hitting the "buy it now" button.

 

[antbauers]

When you want that tin to last... This pipes dedicated to Balkan Sobranie.

 

[condorlover1]

This deluxe hand made Dunhill pipe comes as part of your 'Preferred' membership package.

 

[dryseason91]

"At least now no-one can accuse me of over-compensating."

 

[newbroom]

My most significant response was to Sparks' caption: "If you think my pipe is small...etc"...

I laughed out loud, as is my wont, even though no one else is here to share my glee.
I award a close second to huntertrw's caption: "As a novice carver, Bob's technique was good; however, his sense of proportion left much to be desired."

 

[condorlover1]

Haja was very excited about his new mud covering technique until he found it caused pipe shrinkage which he immediately deemed to be an International Jewish/Masonic conspiracy against the Arab people!

 

[apiperisdown]

The face of "Big Tobacco".

 

[bulldogbriar89]

you know what they say about guys who smoke little pipes?

 

[grouchydog]

John Kerry has started smoking!

 

[titus]

"It's not the size of the pipe in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the pipe"